If Matthew McConaughey were here, what would you tell him about yourself? Would you tell him about your irrational fear of particle accelerators? “They are colliding some of the smallest objects known to man, searching for the god-like qualities of particles!”, you would exclaim. Then you would say something like, I fear car crashes less. He might nod and tell you to find a place in the sun. You may take his advice and invite him along.